THAT ASSHOLE. Seriously, that is not fucking cool. :( I have to say, though, that your haiku on the subject is pretty great.
I knooooow! I was pissed (/still am). THANK YOU. I’m so glad you like it <3
Here is a poem about you:
Amy is a G.
Lovely, while kicking your ass
with perfect grammar.
OMG, I LOVE THIS. CAN I FRAME IT AND PUT IT ON MY WALL? Seriously, you just made my day. Thank you, cupcake. <333444
The person who hit your car should go DIAF immediately.